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What if Wine Companies (vineyards?) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo
Writer: Ryan Menezes
French Boy: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

Ryan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked
Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Dave’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deforestbrown/

00:00 – If Wine Was Honest
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